The Most Helpful Player In Baseball
That would be Shane Victorino. "Here, let me hold that for you", he says! What a swell fellow.
"Whoa, careful there, buddy! Don't want you to fall down!"
"Hello, friend. What's going on in there? Any strange lumps? Tumors? Anything I should know about? It's always best to check this things out before they become bigger problems!"
"Oh, man. My bad. I thought you were going to go the other way and throw straight to first. I was trying to get out of the way, but then you went away from second, and ... well, sorry about that. How's the family?"
"HOLY CRAP, GET DOWN, OMAR VIZQUEL! BEES!"
Always concerned. Always helpful. Shane Victorino.
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