Ugh.
Jonathan Last in the Wall Street Journal:
When Bank One bought the naming rights for the Arizona Diamondbacks stadium, team announcers were required to call home runs "Bank One BOOMERS."
If I had an account with that bank, I'd close it immediately and bury all my money in the backyard. In fact, that's pretty good advice no matter what. Another great tip is to grow your beard really long and use it as a blanket. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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